Bathing in the afterglow – Desire

Have you ever thought “What the hell was Cleopatra smoking when she decided that bathing in ass’s milk was going to be her thing?” …well other than I hope someone strained out all the ass hair …ewwww …well that crazy bitch was right! Milk does amazing things for your skin. This milky bath will leave your skin soft, smooth, and sexy, and our blend is guaranteed to be ass hair free! Bathing in the afterglow of …well whatever you like really.

Gorgeously smooth and sexy skin is where this show is at. Seriously though, milk baths use lactic acid, an alpha hydroxy acid, to help dissolve the proteins which hold together dead skin cells, and getting that crap off feels awesome. This amazing little pack blends milk powder, mineral-rich epsom and detoxifying sea salt into heaven in a bathtub. If you are sore in all the right places, this little pleasure pack will certainly push all the right buttons.

Desire… So you have had a hard day at work, it has been overflowing with dickheads and fucktards, and while we are on the subject of fucktards, What the fuck is wrong with your boss? Seriously can you say deranged? Why not take control, let off steam, and relieve that pressure? 

Desire is a hot little devil who rocks it out loud and proud with a sexy and seductive oriental floral scent, heady orchid, and a little ginger root for heat.

Sans artificial colour so that you may be purified, hand mixed, and hand-poured because doing most things by hand is better.