Calm Your Tits – Glam Fairy

Has your day been shit? Well, forget about it, time to hit the reset button and chill out. To all those idiots out there that caused you grief, we humbly bless you with crabs! not little “that is annoying” type crabs, but big hairy mutha’s that are going to dance on your genitals with gusto in their little platform boots and leather spanky toys. 

Calm Your Tits with this amazing blend of mineral-rich salts, detoxifying clay, and soothing oats to enhance your body and clear your mind. A sprinkling of petals that float and swirl around you during your bath adds another level to your bathing pleasure.  Once you emerge from your peaceful bath your skin will feel hydrated and soft, your mind calm, and your game face firmly back in place. 

Glam Fairy. Imagine rainbows and butterflies with sprinkles of glitter. Drag queens perched delicately upon prancing unicorns in meadows of beautiful flowers, meaty tucks in tow, sipping delicately on the most amazing cocktail of her life. You go girl, work! This scent is a playful rendition of a classic tropical cocktail, Sex on the Beach, that blends fresh pineapple and orange with tart cranberries and notes of vodka and peach schnapps. Sprinkles and tinkles honey.

Sans artificial colour so that you may be purified, hand mixed, and hand-poured because doing most things by hand is better.