Calm Your Tits – Desire

Has your day been shit? Well, forget about it, time to hit the reset button and chill out. To all those idiots out there that caused you grief, we humbly bless you with crabs! not little “that is annoying” type crabs, but big hairy mutha’s that are going to dance on your genitals with gusto in their little platform boots and leather spanky toys. 

Calm Your Tits with this amazing blend of mineral-rich salts, detoxifying clay, and soothing oats to enhance your body and clear your mind. A sprinkling of petals that float and swirl around you during your bath adds another level to your bathing pleasure.  Once you emerge from your peaceful bath your skin will feel hydrated and soft, your mind calm, and your game face firmly back in place. 

Desire… So you have had a hard day at work, it has been overflowing with dickheads and fucktards, and while we are on the subject of fucktards, What the fuck is wrong with your boss? Seriously can you say deranged? Why not take control, let off steam, and relieve that pressure? 

Desire is a hot little devil who rocks it out loud and proud with a sexy and seductive oriental floral scent, heady orchid, and a little ginger root for heat.

Sans artificial colour so that you may be purified, hand mixed, and hand-poured because doing most things by hand is better.