Calm Your Tits – Hammering Nails

Has your day been shit? Well, forget about it, time to hit the reset button and chill out. To all those idiots out there that caused you grief, we humbly bless you with crabs! not little “that is annoying” type crabs, but big hairy mutha’s that are going to dance on your genitals with gusto in their little platform boots and leather spanky toys. 

Calm Your Tits with this amazing blend of mineral-rich salts, detoxifying clay, and soothing oats to enhance your body and clear your mind. A sprinkling of petals that float and swirl around you during your bath adds another level to your bathing pleasure.  Once you emerge from your peaceful bath your skin will feel hydrated and soft, your mind calm, and your game face firmly back in place. 

Hammering Nails… Leather and spice, an amazing sense of humour, and self-confidence, that’s what sexy men are made of. Lean and clean or down and dirty, this man is going to rock your world! That easy gait, those sweet words …strap in boys and girls, and OMG he could Hammer Nails with that thing.

The scent of clean masculinity. Bold and woody, with the freshness of pine, citrus, and mellow musk.

Sans artificial colour so that you may be purified, hand mixed, and hand-poured because doing most things by hand is better.